Sunday, April 09, 2006
there was this man who just lost 3 of his friends. one malay, one indian and one chinese.
when he was at the mortuary, the indian suddenly opened his eyes!
he was damn shocked and asked, "eh!! aren't you supposed to be dead??"
"yes.. but up there, they said that today, if we could pay up $50, we could go back to life. so i was thinking.. oklah.. today don't drink. so i paid up lah.."
"ohh.. then what happened to the chinese?"
"he's still up there bargaining"
"then the malay?"
"he's waiting for the government to pay"
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahha... i laughed like hell when i heard this. joke is courtesy of kumar.
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Happy moments, praise Allah.
Difficult moments, seek Allah.
Quiet moments, worship Allah.
Painful moments, trust Allah.
Every moment, thank Allah.
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dreamed.at .|. 12:02 AM